Best Cocktail Recipes

Ingredients

1 can Beer

4 oz Vodka

4 oz Rum

Afghanistany Whore Directions

Just pour to taste and enjoy.

Serve Afghanistany Whore in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Goldschlager

1 oz Jagermeister

1 oz Romana Sambuca

1 oz Rumple Minze

Acidic Mindfuck Directions

Mix the Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Rumple Minze, Romana black sambuca and vodka in a chilled highball glass with ice and serve cold, or combine in a cup, then microwave it, and serve hot.

Serve Acidic Mindfuck in a Pint Glass

Ingredients

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Everclear

1 oz Whiskey

1 oz 7-Up

Acid Water Directions

Pour the Bacardi, Moonshine and Everclear into an old-fashioned or highball glass. Add the 7-up, stir briefly, and serve.

Serve Acid Water in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

2 oz Absinthe

2 tsp Sugar

Absinthe Drip Directions

Add absinthe and one large cube of ice to an old-fashioned glass. Place an absinthe spoon across the top of the glass with the sugar on it, and pour drops of water onto the spoon. The water will drop through the holes in the absinthe spoon.

Serve Absinthe Drip in a Old-Fashioned Glass

Ingredients

6 oz Beer

8 oz Kiwi-Strawberry Juice

A Splash of Mexico Directions

Pour the corona lager into a highball glass. Fill with V8 Splash, or vary amount to taste, and serve.

Serve A Splash of Mexico in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

20 cl Vodka

Pajala Sunrise Directions

Fill a glass with vodka and place a slice of sausage on the edge.

Serve Pajala Sunrise in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

12 oz Beer

1 oz Tequila

Montezuma’s Revenge Directions

Drop a shot glass filled with the Jose Cuervo tequila into a regular beer, and serve.

Serve Montezuma’s Revenge in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

1/4 glass Sambuca

3/4 glass Sarsaparilla

Flander’s Flake-Out Directions

Bang ‘em both in.

Serve Flander’s Flake-Out in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

1 oz Everclear

20 oz Diet Pepsi Cola

Flaming Kevin Directions

Just mix and stir.

Serve Flaming Kevin in a Old-Fashioned Glass

Ingredients

5 oz Tequila

3 oz Everclear

4 oz Bourbon

4 tbsp Tabasco Sauce

El Bastardo Directions

Mix all at the same time into a blender. After blending for approx. 30 seconds, fill beer mug 3/4 way and start a chugin’.

Serve El Bastardo in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

1 1/2 oz Goldschlager

4 oz Dr. Pepper

Dr. Gold’s Directions

Pour both ingredients into an old-fashioned glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.

Serve Dr. Gold’s in a Old-Fashioned Glass

Ingredients

(Fill to Top) Beer

2 oz Jagermeister

Dirk Diggler Directions

Add Jägermeister, and fill rest of glass with Thomas Kemper Root Beer. Mix and enjoy!

Serve Dirk Diggler in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

1 1/2 shots Everclear

1 can (Concentrated) Lemonade

Devil’s Piss Directions

Using a large glass of water, add lemonade concentrate to taste (best to make it a little stronger than usual). Add the shots of everclear and mix well.

Serve Devil’s Piss in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

1 oz Southern Comfort

1 can (chilled) Beer

1 oz Jose Cuervo 1800

D.W.I. Directions

Combine all three ingredients in a large pint glass, stir quickly and chug.

Serve D.W.I. in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

2 oz Peach Schnapps

2 oz Mountain Dew

Crystal Telekenisis Directions

Pour the Mountain Dew Baja Blast into a cocktail glass. Add peach schnapps (or Hpnotiq liqueur), stir briefly and serve.

Serve Crystal Telekenisis in a Cocktail Glass

Ingredients

2 oz Bourbon

6 oz Lemon-Lime Soda

Crazy Ninja Directions

Pour the Jim Beam Bourbon whiskey into a highball glass. Add the Sierra Mist and a couple of ice cubes, and serve.

Serve Crazy Ninja in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

2 shots Everclear

Pineapple Juice

1 shot Maui Blue Hawaiian Schnapps

Cookie Monster Directions

Mix and stir and pour over ice.

Serve Cookie Monster in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

1 oz Smirnoff Watermelon Twist

1 oz Smirnoff Green Apple Twist

5 oz Raspberry Lemonade

Cock ‘n Balls Directions

Pour the raspberry lemonade into a highball glass with several ice cubes. Add the vodka’s by stirring in as you pour, and serve.

Serve Cock ‘n Balls in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

1 oz Tequila

1 oz Bourbon

1 oz Spiced Rum

Captain’s Mast Directions

Pour all ingredients into an old-fashioned glass. Add 1 to 3 ice cubes, and serve.

Serve Captain’s Mast in a Old-Fashioned Glass

Ingredients

(Fill to Top) Beer

1 1/2 oz Spiced Rum

3/4 oz Irish Cream

Captain Climer Directions

Stir well.

Serve Captain Climer in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

12 oz Beer

2 shots Yukon Jack

Buzz Inducer Directions

Put the two shots into frosty beer mug. Add IBC Root Beer into glass. Ice cubes are optional.

Serve Buzz Inducer in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

1 oz Butterscotch Schnapps

8 oz Cream Soda

Butterbeer Directions

Stir the butterscotch schnapps and cream soda together in a highball glass, and serve.

Serve Butterbeer in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

2 shots Everclear

2 cans Mountain Dew

24 pieces Candy

Butt Naked Kiwi Directions

Fill a resealable 32. oz container with one can of Mountain Dew. Add the 2 shots of everclear then the second can of Mountain Dew. Add the sprees and shake until they turn white. Strain the mixture into the serving pitcher. Keep the sprees and eat them later.

Serve Butt Naked Kiwi in a Pitcher

Ingredients

2 shots Mad Dog

12 oz Mountain Dew

Buddy Directions

Pour Mad Dog and Mountain Dew into a glass (plastic beer glasses work the best). Stir. Add a couple ice cubes.

Serve Buddy in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

2 oz Southern Comfort

2 oz Beer

2 oz Orange Soda

Bubble Comfort Directions

Pour the Southern Comfort into a highball glass; add the orange soda and the root beer. Stir lightly. Add more Southern Comfort for strength if desired, and serve.

Serve Bubble Comfort in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

1/2 oz Vodka

1/2 oz Everclear

1/2 oz Rum

3 oz Ice

1/2 oz 7-Up

12 oz Tang

Blue Iguana Directions

Bend smooth. Serve in a frozen mug.

Serve Blue Iguana in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

3 oz Beer

3 oz Tequila Rose

Beer Rose Directions

Stir ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.

Serve Beer Rose in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

4 cl Gin

10 cubes Ice

33 cl Energy Drink

Batman Directions

Mix all. Serve cold.

Serve Batman in a Highball Glass

Ingredients

1 glass Beer

1 shot Blackberry Brandy

Barbarian Directions

Pour root beer into mug. Add a shot of Blackberry Brandy.

Serve Barbarian in a Beer Mug

Ingredients

10 oz Beer

1 oz Irish Cream

2 oz Ice

Baileyfloat Directions

Fill glass with ice, then add Bailey’s and root beer. Stir. Serve in frosted beer mug.

Serve Baileyfloat in a Beer Mug